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faithful-viewer:

Doctor Who + social networks.

I’m tired of getting fucked in ways that don’t end in an orgasm.
Anonymous (via fluffynips)    

stimutax:

70 Most Useful Sites on the Internet

excessgoldenparachutepayments:

spoopy-oreos:

this is like 90% of how I communicate with my best friend

who the fuck brought this back

theychangethings:

I may not have any special talents but I can recite every word Groot said in guardians of the galaxy

I found a scorpion in my sink. That was weird and exciting. Then I poked at it with my toothbrush for about half an hour.
Jensen Ackles on the most recent weird or exciting thing in his life. (via castielloveshumanity)    

vamellope:

lyricynicism:

vamellope:

straight males in yogurt shop tolerance level: 0

The worst is when I give a little boy a pink spoon (or he even ASKS for a pink spoon!) and his mom and dad glare at me as if I’m Satan himself trying to corrupt their kid with a fucking colored disposable spoon.

REAL TALK

sakibatch:

jimmys face in the last frame tho omg

samirows:

smattenhove:

cacen:

teapartyasian:

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

smad.

there are two types of people