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stalemuffin:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

also see:

maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.

texasassy:

by cute do you mean you wanna frick frack or do you mean I look 12

This is a true salute! Offer up your hearts!

du4ne:

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

  • me: damn i need to save my money
  • me: *spends $200 in a week*

brositasz:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

I was legitimately concerned for the diabetic though. That world be terrifying.

songofages:

drinkandthedevil:

OH MY GOD 

Reblog this everytime because of the cat’s expression omg.