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Why does the completely wrong guy have to chase after me?? Why can’t the one I want ever chase after me? This is the most weird, reverse situation I’ve ever had. The one that is chasing after me is the asshole, and the one I want is the nice guy, but is just way too busy all the time. Ugh, I’m gonna be single til I’m 80. Then I’ll be dead.

dancys:

Marvel Studios presents: The Actors and the Snipers Threat.

royswordsman:

orangeduvet:

royswordsman:

omg I went to the supermarket and bought this today. 

NOW I CAN HAVE MY FAVOURITE HEROES ALL OVER MY BODY 

WHAT DO THEY SMELL LIKE

Strawberries and FREEDOM

artbymoga:

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

give it up for the English language everyone

  • 2010 tumblr: don't be racist or homophobic or sexist. Be kind and accepting
  • 2014 tumblr: I'm more oppressed than you. Don't listen to white rappers. Sushi is cultural appropriation. Kill straight people.

wrinklefucker:

godtie:

fun fact: if a persons body oder smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating

queenbroslob:

fierceisnotenough:

humorland:

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shit i’d watch this so damn hard

Seriously, 12 straight men acting as gay as humanly possible, I would die.

m4ge:

Writing the conclusion is the worst part of writing reports

Ah yes thank you for reading my paper now please allow me to restate my thesis statement with slightly different wording and ultimately waste your time